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237 Animal Pun Cartoons

All these cartoons are wild (except for the domesticated ones).

In this pun, we see the Statue of Liberty, holding a horse brush and a copy of Black Beauty, perched atop a horse stable.
Let's just defund the country and rebuild as a profitable livery stall where people pay us to board their horses. (Obviously, it'll be called The United States of A-Mare-Ica.)
In this pun on rock pigeon, we see a rock-n-roll pigeon with a mohawk giving the "ROCK ON!" sign.
No bird is as coo...l. [Important backstory to this a cartoon: A regular pigeon is also known as a rock pigeon. You know it's a good joke when you have to explain it!]
In this play on the idea that counting sheep makes you fall asleep, we see the sheep census taker counting sheep, but she can't stay awake to do it.
Proving yet again that most censuses are woolly.
In this pun on the childhood game dizzy bat, we see a bat who is very dizzy.
This brings back fond memories of summer camp, when we would square dance with woodland creatures and twirl them until they lost their center of gravity. #memories
In this pun on the computer accessory of yore, the mouse pad, we see a mouse showing another mouse his apartment - his "pad." It is decorated with paintings of cheese, but otherwise, is quite tasteful.
This pretty much sums up my knowledge of computers and computer accessories.
In this pun on smoked fish (my favorite of which is, of course, lox), we see a woman smoking a fish like someone would smoke a cigarette. Note: Smoking anything is not a great idea, especially a live fish.
Screw the sturgeon general's warning!
In this pun on making a mean tuna melt - a classic sandwich that I wish wasn't so unhealthy - we see a person seducing a tuna fish who, we learn, is generally quite mean but who is currently swooning.
Nothing like seducing a rude fish! #quarantinehobbies
In this pun on baseball term "fowl ball," we see a fowl ball - i.e. a social dance ala Pride and Prejudice where all the dancers are chickens.
Forget baseball, I want to watch chickens social dance. #asininechickenpuns
In this pun on New York country destination the Catskills, we see some cat skills (skills that a particular cat has): performing magic, ribbon dancing, baking, basketball, reciting the first 100 digits of pi, sleeping 20 hours a day.
Next time someone tells you they love the Catskills, it is probably just a humble brag that their cat is good at close-up magic.
In this pun on hog tied, we see a person running a race next to a pig, and they both cross the finish line at the same time. The person is hog-tied.
To be honest, I’d just be happy to vaguely hold my own in a race against a pig #2020fitnessgoals