17 Cow Pun Cartoons

Some cartoons to look at while you digest food in one of your many stomachs.

A magician pauses with a saw in his hand. He is about to saw in half his assistant, who is a cow. But we must remember - don't halve a cow!
From my forthcoming book "Sensible Advice for Magicians"
In this pun on the running of the bulls, we see two bulls running for office, standing on a podium waving in front of two signs, one that says "Apollo/Ferdinand 2022" and "Steer us in the right direction"
Contrary to popular belief, locals really don't like this.
In this pun on papal bull, a bull is dressed as the pope.
Holy cow!
In this pun on cow tipping, a cow tips a barista at a coffee shop.
Tip servers, not cows (unless they are also servers, in which case you should)
Three animals with horns-- a unicorn, a Texas longhorn cow, and a rhino-- play the horns (an assortment of brass instruments).
Shockingly, I am not a zoologist.
In this pun on the phrase "Muad'Dib" (which arguably means messiah in Frank Herbert's Dune), we see Paul Atreides, the muad'dib, next to a cow, who is the Moo- a-dib.
Obviously his mother would be names Lady Bessy-ca
In this comparison cartoon, we see a cowhide rug (a rug made of cow skin) next to "rug hide cow", which is a cow sneakily holding up an oriental rug and hiding behind it.
Has social distancing made me stoop to this level of cartoon, or is this just who I am? (I know, I know, it’s the second one.)
In this comparison cartoon, we see roast beef next to a beef roast (one bull doing a comedy roast of another cow, saying, "Cupcake, you may actually be a holstein, but I think you're more of an A-hole-stein!")
Feeling very high-brow over here. (PS: sorry this is #nsfwfh -not suitable for work from home?)
In this pun on Paul Bunyon's companion Babe the Big Blue Ox, we see Babe the Big Blue Oxford Comma Enthusiast, a blue ox schooling Paul on the thrills of grammar.
He’s big, he’s blue, and he’s ready to go on an hour-long rant about grammar at a moment’s notice.
In this pun on fairy godmother, we see a Dairy Godmother, which is a cow that gives you the power to eat ice cream without feeling sick until the stroke of midnight.
Bibbidi boppidi moo.