"We take all kinds of insurance, this is our office assurance/
This visit, it will be covered, whether feet are broke or sore."/
Slowly I retrieved my card and stared out to the door ajarred/
A raven came and for my card to run he kindly did implore/
Soon he returned, a saddened look that differed from when he implored/
Quoth the Raven, "We don't accept Oxford."
