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A newt priest reads from the pulpit of his amphibian church: "And the Lord created geckos, and He was like "Close." And He created frogs, and He thought 'This is interesting, but still I am not satisfied.' And Lo the Lord created newt, and it was good."
And Lo, the kingdom of Animalia begat the phylum Chordata, which begat class Amphibia. And Amphibia began order Urodela, which begat family Salamandridae, which begat subfamily Pleurodenlinae.

Tags: animals, religion

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In this pun on high intensity interval training, an athletic gym trainer yells musical intervals at a cellist for him to play on his cello.
Forget workin' those glutes, it's all about workin' those flutes!

Tags: fitness, music

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A person stands before a barbell at the gym and says, "Sit... stay.. good boy!" This, of course, is how you train a dog, not how you train with weights to get swole.
Snapshot from my #fitnessjourney

Tags: fitness, dog

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A very muscle forward group of foods (a bagel, a strawberry, and a pizza), demonstrating that while Whole Foods may be the grocery store with healthy options, nothing beats Swole Foods.
The healthiest kind of food

Tags: food, fitness, bagel

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A chicken frolics amongst the poppies.
My favorite kind of nonsense is, of course, #asininechickenpuns !

Tags: chicken

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Two gals look over at their other friend Jen across the room, who is chatting up a human-sized hammer. The friends remark to each other, "Jen's friend is such a too."
Friends don't let friends date inanimate objects!

Tags: love

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A very hot, sweaty girl fans herself. This is not the hot girl summer we all signed up for.
Living it up, summer '21!!!

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One can - a can of soda -- next to "two cans," which are just a pair of toucans.
A counting tutorial

Tags: math, this or that, bird

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Photographs a a smiley wood log on its travels -- at the Hollywood sign, in front of the Eiffel Tower in Paris, on the Brooklyn Bridge, with the statues on Easter Island, at the gates in Japan, and at the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Yes, the pandemic prevented people from traveling, but, luckily for all the logs with #wanderlust, COVID doesn't impact wood.

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In this pun on bed sore, a bed with wings soars in the sky.
One of nature's miracles!

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