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In this pun on musical Fiddler on the Roof, we see less popular musical, Roofer on the Fiddle, which is just a construction worker standing on a violin.
My favorite song from this musical is “If I Were a Pitch Man.”

Tags: music

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In this pun on keeping your hair in a pony tail, we see a person with long hair lying on a pony's back with her hair in its tail.
How I’ve been dealing with my hair during quarantine

Tags: animals, horse

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In this pun on fly-eating plant the Venus Fly Trap, we see the Venus Fly Trapezoid, which is a flesh-hungry quadrilateral.
From my forthcoming collection, Quadri-bad-eral Puns.

Tags: math

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In this play on all the too-little too-late tell-all books about Trump, we see some that might be written about me, covering topics like: how I lie to kids that they'll use geometry when they're older, how many bagels I eat, how un-strong I am
Thankfully, John Bolton initially refused to testify at the hearing of whether or not I should be promoted to the “intermediate beginner” class at the gym.

Tags: literature, political

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In this comparison cartoon, we see 5 stages of words that use R, B, and T. 1: Robot. 2: Robot Rowboat (a bot in a boat) 3. the above Reboot (a DVD called Boating Bytes 2) 4.the above Rebate (cash back!) 5. the above Rabbit (a bunny bought with rebate cash
Oy.

Tags: this or that, robot

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In this comparison cartoon, we see a cactus, a cattus (a cactus standing like a cactus), and a quacktus (a duck standing with its arms in the shape of a cactus).
I think if there were AI built to predict my subject matter that spurted out “sort of close but slightly off” cartoon ideas, this would be its greatest hit.

Tags: cat, this or that

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In this pun on astronaut, we see an asstronaut, a space traveler who is an ass (as in a donkey, not a dope).
In celebration of today’s SpaceX launch and also of lowbrow humor

Tags: animals

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In this pun on dry spell, we see a witch in front of her caldron making a potion of very dry ingredients (sand, salt, sawdust, chalk, flour, dirt), presumably to make a dry spell.
After you mix your dry spell, gently fold it into your wet spell. #quarantinebaking

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In this pun on cilantro and robot, we see the cilantrobot, a robot that is beloved by some and tastes soapy to others.
I hate when there is a hostile robot takeover and it leaves a soapy aftertaste.

Tags: food, robot

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In this pun on Shakespeare play, Hamlet Prince of Denmark, we see Hamlet, custodian of Denmark, holding a push broom and musing, "To sweep, perchance to clean - ay, there's the scrub."
To bleach or not to bleach: that is the question.

Tags: literature

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