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In this pun on center of the universe, we see two women rolling their eyes as they approach a guy who clearly is very full of himself. The guy is, of course, actually a centaur. One woman says to the other, "He think's he's the centaur of the universe!"
Narcissism isn’t just a myth! (Although I guess one could argue the exact opposite. #narcissus)
In this pun on giraffe and raffle, we see giraffes at a raffle, where the MC giraffe has pulled a ticket out of the fishbowl and is announcing the winner of a neck massage!
It’s very difficult to think of non-neck-related things giraffes would want to win. (The only other thing I could come up with was leaves.)
In this pun on trout and outlaw, we see a troutlaw, which is a trout in a cowboy hat and bandana.
Wanted for armed robbery and bland flavor
In this pun on Shakespeare's A Midsummer's Night Dream, we see a sleeping person dreaming that all her teeth are falling out.
Should I write a play about this?
In this pun on Edgar Allan Poe's The Telltale Heart, we see the tell tattletale heart, which is a heart tattlling to Poe. He says: Billy ate his boogers! Maggie poked me! Jeff put a worm in Alice's hair after she spit on him!
Side note: When I substitute taught kindergarten, if kids wanted to tell on other kids, the teacher made them whisper their accusations to a print-out of President Obama that was posted at kindergartener mouth-level.
In these presidential puns, we see see tooth-forward Presidentist, hippopotamus hopeful Hippotus, the candidate who does not care about the lizard people conspiracy - Salamander in Chief, and carb-forward Bread of State.
Pleased to announce the cartoons that did enough fundraising to formally declare their candidacy for presidential nomination. All are former pundits and current puns. Stay tuned for more as they fight for your vote.
In this pun on Gulliver's Travels, we see his travels (Gulliver getting tied down by the Lilliputians) versus his travel instagram (a closeup photo of him winking with the caption "Living the island life @ Lillput #wanderlust #travel #never_stop_exploring
Gulliver also cleverly used social media to make us forget that his first name is Lemuel. #themoreyouknow
In this pun on the idiom let sleeping dogs lie, we see two dogs asleep in a bunk bed, spouting lies as they sleep. The dog on top says, "I definitely have a girlfriend, but she lives in Canada." The bottom dog says, "Yes, I absolutely ate your homework."
But all awake dogs must be held to a higher standard of honesty.
In this chart of bagel puns, we see plays on different types of bagel toppings - with everything, we have anything and something. With sesame and poppy seed, bird seed and grass seed. There's whole and half wheat, pumpernickel, -dime, and -quarter.
I'll have a toasted pumperdime with scallion cream cheese.
In this celebration of bagels, we see a bagel depicted ala Mary of Guadalupe, shining bright while being held up by a cherub.
The holiest and the hole-iest of foods