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69 Bird Pun Cartoons

These cartoons are for the birds.

In this pun on the wacky dance craze, the Chicken Dance, we see the chicken dance- a pair of graceful chickens dancing ballets. What, if chickens are doing any type of dance, isn't that considered at least A chicken dance?
Forget Swan Lake, it’s all about Chicken Lake.

Tags: animals, chicken, bird

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In this pun on a hen party (what British people called bachelorette parties), we see a candidate (who is a chicken) from the hen party, a political party that supports a free-range future with affordable coops and accessible feed.
A British tradition I clearly don't understand

Tags: animals, political, chicken, bird

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In this pun on rubber chicken, we see a chicken masseuse massaging a chicken client. The massager says, "Well I prefer to be call a massage therapist. But I guess technically I am a..." -- rubber chicken.
Nothing like a good dry rub to make a chicken better!

Tags: animals, chicken, health, bird

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In this pun on the classic food chicken strips, we see a chicken strip - a serious chicken posing on a pole holding a bikini top. The chicken isn't wearing anything because, of course, chickens never wear clothes.
Not sure why this is on so many kids’ menus. #asininechickenpuns

Tags: animals, chicken, bird

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In this pun on the basketball (I think?) term "Technical foul," we see a technical fowl, i.e. a fowl - in this case, a chicken- who is very technical. In fact, it uses a computer and notes that using Java instead of Python may render HTML faster.
I would learn to code, but I'm too chicken.

Tags: animals, chicken, bird, computer

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In this pun on spread eagle, we see the spread eagle, a bald eagle holding a tray with an assortment of spreads.
Now we just need the Chips Hawk.

Tags: animals, bird

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In this pun on duck-billed platypus, we see a duck billing a platypus. The duck says, "Unfortunately, I do not accept your insurance. That'll be $853."
Coincidentally, ducks are the only medical providers that do accept my insurance.

Tags: animals, bird

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In this pun on chicken patty, we see a woman and a chicken meeting at a party. The woman says, "I'm Patty." The chicken replies, "That's so funny! My name is ALSO Patty. But you can call me --" you guessed it. Chicken Patty.
Spicy Chicken Patty is just Chicken Patty when she’s giving hot takes. #asininechickenpuns

Tags: animals, chicken, bird

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In this pun on chicken stock, we see a chicken stock broker in front of his chart of the DOW, on the phone exclaiming "The corn IPO was a success! We're going to make a million boks!"
I put all my money in chicken stock, but it just got wet (and more flavorful). #asininechickenpuns

Tags: animals, chicken, money, bird

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In this pun on owls that have similar names, we see a barn owl, a barred owl, and a bard owl (an owl that looks like a Shakespearean era poet)
Owl taxonomy, explained

Tags: animals, bird

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