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66 Bird Pun Cartoons

These cartoons are for the birds.

In this pun on the classic food chicken strips, we see a chicken strip - a serious chicken posing on a pole holding a bikini top. The chicken isn't wearing anything because, of course, chickens never wear clothes.
Not sure why this is on so many kids’ menus. #asininechickenpuns

Tags: animals, chicken, bird

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In this pun on the basketball (I think?) term "Technical foul," we see a technical fowl, i.e. a fowl - in this case, a chicken- who is very technical. In fact, it uses a computer and notes that using Java instead of Python may render HTML faster.
I would learn to code, but I'm too chicken.

Tags: animals, chicken, bird, computer

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In this pun on spread eagle, we see the spread eagle, a bald eagle holding a tray with an assortment of spreads.
Now we just need the Chips Hawk.

Tags: animals, bird

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In this pun on duck-billed platypus, we see a duck billing a platypus. The duck says, "Unfortunately, I do not accept your insurance. That'll be $853."
Coincidentally, ducks are the only medical providers that do accept my insurance.

Tags: animals, bird

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In this pun on chicken patty, we see a woman and a chicken meeting at a party. The woman says, "I'm Patty." The chicken replies, "That's so funny! My name is ALSO Patty. But you can call me --" you guessed it. Chicken Patty.
Spicy Chicken Patty is just Chicken Patty when she’s giving hot takes. #asininechickenpuns

Tags: animals, chicken, bird

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In this pun on chicken stock, we see a chicken stock broker in front of his chart of the DOW, on the phone exclaiming "The corn IPO was a success! We're going to make a million boks!"
I put all my money in chicken stock, but it just got wet (and more flavorful). #asininechickenpuns

Tags: animals, chicken, money, bird

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In this pun on owls that have similar names, we see a barn owl, a barred owl, and a bard owl (an owl that looks like a Shakespearean era poet)
Owl taxonomy, explained

Tags: animals, bird

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In this asinine chicken pun based on the Renaissance, we see the Henaissance, which is just two chickens dressed in Renaissance attire.
While the Renaissance was intellectually based on Humanism, the Henaissance was, of course, based on Chickenism. #asininechickenpuns

Tags: animals, chicken, bird

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In this pun on the fifth HP book, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, we see Harry Potter working at a fast food restaurant taking the complicated order of a customer who is also a phoenix.
Still wondering why Harry left Hogwarts 5th year to do that stint at a fast food restaurant

Tags: food, bird

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In this pun on the idea that pigeons are the rats of the sky, we see the gym rats of the sky - two pigeons getting swole using fitness equipment.
A great way to burn those calories from that bagel you ate off the street that was twice your body weight!

Tags: animals, fitness, bird

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