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65 Bird Pun Cartoons

These cartoons are for the birds.

In this pun on a fried chicken drumstick, a chicken plays drums in a rock and roll band, called Bok n Roll.
I love bok n roll! #asininechickenpuns
A wise chicken in a turtleneck and tweed jacket advises, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch," in this classic chicken nugget of wisdom.
My go-to fast food order #asininechickenpuns
Two chickens play in the snow in a winter wonderland next to their chicken snowman. They are, indeed, no spring chickens.
Oh no! It's another weekend of asinine chicken puns!
In this pun on keynote speaker, a turkey gives a Ted Talk in front of a word cloud.
Give thanks, but also, give motivational speeches for a high fee.
A guy in a Yolo shirt and a No Regrets hat says, "I will try anything! Whoa, except for hanging out with this bird." The egret next to him looks upset.
#noregrets #noregrets
In this pun on rock pigeon, we see a rock-n-roll pigeon with a mohawk giving the "ROCK ON!" sign.
No bird is as coo...l. [Important backstory to this a cartoon: A regular pigeon is also known as a rock pigeon. You know it's a good joke when you have to explain it!]
In this pun on baseball term "fowl ball," we see a fowl ball - i.e. a social dance ala Pride and Prejudice where all the dancers are chickens.
Forget baseball, I want to watch chickens social dance. #asininechickenpuns
In this pun on kindergarden, we see Chickindergarden, which is a class for young chickens. Chicks sit on the reading rug near a "Bok to school" sign while their teacher reads, "Chicken Chicken Boom Boom" (based on Chicka Chicka Boom Boom)
Chicken Chicken Boom Boom #asininechickenpuns
In this pun on composer and musician Johann Sebastian Bach, we see Johann Sebastian Bok Bok Bok, a chicken in a powdered wig, sitting at a piano and writing sheet music with a feather pen.
Desperate plea for chicken lobby sponsorship! #NotAnAd #yet #asininechickenpuns
In this chicken pun on famous artist Picasso, we see Chicasso, a chicken drawn in Picasso's style.
Well, just as we all feared, it seems like a second wave of #asininechickenpuns may be upon us.