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47 Chicken Pun Cartoons

I'd share these with you, but I'm a little chicken.

In this pun on foul ball, we see a chicken playing baseball.
Stay tuned for a run of “Asinine Chicken Puns not deemed good enough for the initial run of Asinine Chicken Puns, which were, by definition, already asinine”
In this pun on the classic joke - why did the chicken cross the road, we see a chicken priest doing the sign of the cross on a kneeling section of road.
Celebrating chicken puns on the lord’s day #🐓
In this pun on hot chick, we see a little sweating chicken under the beating hot sun who is wearing a visor and voraciously fanning herself.
Summer is officially here, and these chickens are really feeling it. #🐓
In this pun on pen pal, we see hen pal, which is a chicken who writes you letters. Unfortunately, the notes just say "Bok bok bok bok!"
Nostalgic for the age of anonymous pen pals when we could be writing to, for all we know, some literate chickens. #🐓
In this pun on Chicago, we see Chickago, a land where chickens root for The Cubs and nosh on deep dish pizza.
#asininechickenpuns across America
In this pun on the food poached chicken, we see a chicken employee of the AT&T cell phone store getting poached by a Verizon recruiter (also a chicken) who is offering $18/hour pay AND health insurance.
Obviously I’m trying to get a sponsorship from the Big Chicken lobby.
In this pun on chicken coop, we see a chicken shopping in a grocery store. The chicken employee tells him, "It's actually pronounced co-op."
Save me from myself. #🐓
In this comparison cartoon, we see a basketball roster- a team of players ready to compete in their sport - next to a basketball rooster, which is, of course, a rooster who plays basketball.
Inspired by a simpler time when I consistently misread “roster” as “rooster”(and dedicated to my favorite b-ball team of all time, the D3 Chicago women’s team from the ‘06-‘07 season) #🐓
In this pun on poltergeist, we see a woman being haunted by some chicken ghosts (aka poultrygeist) and some spooky egg spirts.
Nothing is scarier than... the fact that I won’t stop drawing asinine chicken puns on the weekends! #🐓
A woman stands at a home depot while an employee hands her a rooster. She says, "No, c-a-u-l-k." We must admit that this chicken misunderstanding is preferable to another caulk misunderstanding.
A classic misunderstanding! Brought to you by another asinine chicken pun filled weekend. #🐓