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In this pun on smoked fish (my favorite of which is, of course, lox), we see a woman smoking a fish like someone would smoke a cigarette. Note: Smoking anything is not a great idea, especially a live fish.
Screw the sturgeon general's warning!

Tags: animals, food, fish

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In this pun on making a mean tuna melt - a classic sandwich that I wish wasn't so unhealthy - we see a person seducing a tuna fish who, we learn, is generally quite mean but who is currently swooning.
Nothing like seducing a rude fish! #quarantinehobbies

Tags: animals, food, fish

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In this pun on baseball term "fowl ball," we see a fowl ball - i.e. a social dance ala Pride and Prejudice where all the dancers are chickens.
Forget baseball, I want to watch chickens social dance. #asininechickenpuns

Tags: animals, chicken, dancing, bird

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In this pun on fairy tale Jack and the Beanstalk, we see Jack and the Beanstalker. Jack sits on a bench reading a book "So... you think a legume is following you" as a kidney bean who is clearly stalking him watches through binoculars.
I personally don’t mind it when kidney beans become obsessed with me.

Tags: literature

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In this pun on the Dumas novel The Count of Monte Cristo, we see the count of Monte Cristos - a deli guy counting out five plates of monte cristo sandwiches.
A thrilling tale of hope, justice, vengeance, and clogged arteries

Tags: literature, food

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In this pun on New York country destination the Catskills, we see some cat skills (skills that a particular cat has): performing magic, ribbon dancing, baking, basketball, reciting the first 100 digits of pi, sleeping 20 hours a day.
Next time someone tells you they love the Catskills, it is probably just a humble brag that their cat is good at close-up magic.

Tags: animals, cat, math

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In this pun on William Faulkner's novel "As I Lay Dying," we see a scene from "As I Lie, Dying," a woman lying, "My hair is naturally blonde!" as she gets her hair dyed.
Scenes from Faulkner’s first draft, before he learned the difference between “lay” and “lie”

Tags: literature

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In this pun on cast your ballot, we see a ballot trying to get cast in a film by auditioning in front of a panel of industry insiders. The ballot will be performing the song "I have confidence," from the Sound of Music.
Rather than giving my ballot a starring role in a middle school production of “Fiddler on the Roof Junior,” I’ll opt to just feed it into the scantron machine and let it do big things from there.

Tags: political

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In this pun on "yes you can," we see a giant can of Campbell's chicken soup asking a gal to dance. The can says, "May I have this dance?" The gal says, "Yes, you can!"
How most of my conversations with cans go

Tags: love, dancing

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In this pun on "I tip my hat to you," we see a coffee shop customer tipping her server by leaving a sunhat in the tip jar. The server says, "That's not particularly helpful."
Useful advice: Only leave your hat in a tip jar if it is full of money or if it can be sold on eBay for thousands of dollars.

Tags: money, work

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