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In this pun on kindergarden, we see Chickindergarden, which is a class for young chickens. Chicks sit on the reading rug near a "Bok to school" sign while their teacher reads, "Chicken Chicken Boom Boom" (based on Chicka Chicka Boom Boom)
Chicken Chicken Boom Boom #asininechickenpuns
In this pun on boat shoes, we see a boat wearing stylish shoes.
Thank goodness they are waterproof.
In this pun on ID necklace the dog tag, we see dog tag, a group of mutts playing tag.
My favorite form of identification
In this pun on Kafka's The Metamorphosis, we see the Metamorphosis Gala, which is the MET Gala, but all the attendants have turned into bugs (fashionably wearing famous looks from Rihanna, Janelle Monae, Lady Gaga, and a Kardashian.)
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into a haute couture wearing guest at a $35,000-a-seat media event.
In this pun on bed head (when your hair looks a hot mess after getting out of bed), we see a literal bed head - a person with a nicely made bed for a head.
This one turned out a lot spookier than I intended, but honestly, what’s scarier than bed head?! (Especially when you don’t notice it until you see the video of yourself in a zoom meeting)
In this pun on composer and musician Johann Sebastian Bach, we see Johann Sebastian Bok Bok Bok, a chicken in a powdered wig, sitting at a piano and writing sheet music with a feather pen.
Desperate plea for chicken lobby sponsorship! #NotAnAd #yet #asininechickenpuns
In this pun on hippo and pope, we see the Hippope (not surprisingly, this is a hippo who is dressed as the pope).
In this pun on mental puzzle "Brain Teaser," we see a bully anthropomorphic brain, who is mid-tease. It says, "Wearing crocs again? What are you, a gardener?!" (This was the best I could come up with...)
Way harsh, Tai.
In this pun on Koi fish, we see two coy fish, having a conversation under the pretense of being shy. One says, "Who, little old me?" The other replies, "Oh, I couldn't possibly!"
I prefer marine life that is more flirtatiously forward.
In this chicken pun on famous artist Picasso, we see Chicasso, a chicken drawn in Picasso's style.
Well, just as we all feared, it seems like a second wave of #asininechickenpuns may be upon us.