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A salesman shows up to a job with a briefcase and suit and says, "I thought this was a sales job." It's on a sailboat.
It's an easy mistake.
A dentist looks in a patient's mouth and says, "What are all those white things?" They are teeth.
Questions of the universe
Sandra had but one regret, her tattoo that says "#noregrets."
Hashtags are timeless!
In a thrilling twist of fate, we see characters from our boring summer reading books having to read boring summer reading books about our lives (about calls to insurance, printer malfunctions, and coworker feuds)
Dedicated to all the people trapped in summer reading crunch-time
Someone spray paints "WHAT'S UP," thus ending her writer's block.
I hate when I go to tag and then have a mental block of what to write.
An art goer looks at daVinci's Mona Lisa and thinks that it is a lot less subtle in person. The Mona Lisa has an ear to ear toothy grin.
Mystery solved!

Tags: art

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A man introduces his kid to his new girlfriend, who he met on a ghost tour. She is a ghost.
I guess it’s not specified that your soul mate has to have a live body for that soul to reside in...
 In this comparison cartoon, we see a protractor next to an amaeteur-tractor, which unlike a protractor, is not a pro, and has a lot of angle approximations. Not something you'd want during a math test.
Measuring implements, explained.
Two people look directly at each other through binoculars and one says, "I think we should see other people." It is clear they have only been seeing (i.e. look at) each other.
It’s important for lookie-loos to have variety, too.
In this comparison cartoon, we see a genie offering to grant any wish, next to a gene-y (which is just a strand of magical DNA) which says, "If your wish is for male-pattern baldness or kidney stones, I've got you covered!"
Be careful what you wish for.