All Cartoons

In this comparison cartoon, we see a Barista (a regular coffee shop employee) offering up a hot coffee, a Burrista (the same looking, but offering an iced coffee), and an Aaron Burrista (Burr asking if the customer wants to pay with cash card or duel)
Coffee Shop Personnel, Explained
In this pun on the phrase All is Well, we see a person inspecting the exterior and interior of a wishing well before hammering in a sign in front of it that reads "100% well." Proving, of course, that all is well.
All's well that ends well.
In a pun on banned books, we see BAND books, classic titles mashed up with bands: Little Arcade Fires Everywhere, Sword in the Rolling Stones, Portrait of a Barenaked Lady, Grateful Dead Gatsby, A Goo Goo Doll's House, Picture of Dorian Greenday
So glad state governments are finally promoting these!
In this pun on the amazing healthcare facility, the Mayo Clinic, we see an operating room where surgeons are working on a sandwich. One says, "The bread is critically dry!" and another says, "Pass me the spread, stat!" while a third runs in with mayo.
Forget sandwich artists- it's all about sandwich surgeons!
In this comparison cartoon, we see a sun rise (the sun peaking out into the sky behind a crowing rooster) next to a sun raise (the sun sitting at its boss's desk while the boss congratulations the sun on getting a raise to $18.75/hour!)
The sun is setting so early because it has to go to its second job. $18.75 an hour isn't enough during inflation in this solar system!
In this pun on blood bath, we see a red blood cell taking a bubble bath.
Even this is too gory for me.
In this comparison cartoon, we see Cheese, Great (i.e. Swiss cheese that just happens to be great!) versus a cheese grater. It is a play on great and its comparative form, greater.
Levels of cheese greatness, explained
In this pun on pitching a tent (i.e. the act of putting a tent up for camping), we see a woman in front of a powerpoint in a board room "pitching" the idea of a tent. She says, "Imagine a piece of fabric that can stand up without you having to hold it!"
That’s right, I think that the number one selling point of tents is “the fabric looks like it’s floating.”
In this pun on picking your nose, we see two kid team captains picking teams for a PE basketball game. The kid whose choice it is at the moment looks between the two remaining choices - a kid and a giant anthropomorphic nose - and picks her nose.
You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
In this pun on the phrase you've stolen my heart, we see a robber running away with someone's heart (as in the human organ) while that person, chest ripped open and spurting blood, stands there in shock.
Craigslist: great for connecting with missed connections and buying organs!