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In this pun on fur coats, we see a woman wearing a fir coat (i.e. a coat made out of an evergreen fir tree, complete with fir cones).
Beware of protesters dousing you with buckets of sap!
In this pun on the saying/Pink Floyd song, Dark Side of the Moon, we see the dark side to the moon's personality - the moon angrily screams, "If I don't get my way, you'll be sorry!"
Not sure why Pink Floyd would want to sing about this
In this pun on chicken patty, we see a woman and a chicken meeting at a party. The woman says, "I'm Patty." The chicken replies, "That's so funny! My name is ALSO Patty. But you can call me --" you guessed it. Chicken Patty.
Spicy Chicken Patty is just Chicken Patty when she’s giving hot takes. #asininechickenpuns
In this pun on german shepherds, we see a man who is also a shepherd from Germany in traditional shepherd attire who has accidentally made his way to a contest for dogs, best in breed for German Shepherds.
Happy #nationaldogday to all the shepherds who happen to be from Germany!
In this play on the Salem Witch Trials, we see the Salem Witch clinical trials- two witch scientists celebrating the end of the study in which some participants got placebos, and some got real potions. They address the participants - a man and two frogs.
Yes, all curses have to be FDA approved these days.
In this pun on chicken stock, we see a chicken stock broker in front of his chart of the DOW, on the phone exclaiming "The corn IPO was a success! We're going to make a million boks!"
I put all my money in chicken stock, but it just got wet (and more flavorful). #asininechickenpuns
In this pun on finger food, we see anthropomorphic fingers on a hand enjoying some delicious food.
Of course, the best finger foods are lady fingers and chicken fingers.
In this pun on classic chip dip, Bean dip, we see two dancing beans mid-dip.
A dance move appropriate while dancing to Salsa or Guac-n-Roll
In these literary cat puns, we see Cat-22 (Catch-22), The Sound and the Furry (Faulkner's The Sound and the Fury), Mewlysses (Joyce's Ulysses), How to Kill a Mockingbird, Harry Pawter and the Goblet of Milk (Harry Potter), & the Great Catsby (Gatsby).
Happy summer reading, all you cool cats and kittens!
In this pun on Simon and Garfunkel song "Bridge Over Troubled Water," we see bridge under troubled water - some scuba divers, an octopus, and a crab playing the card game contract bridge under a turbulent sea.
Probably what Simon and Garfunkel meant to sing about