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236 Animal Pun Cartoons

All these cartoons are wild (except for the domesticated ones).

In this pun on horse-drawn carriage, we see a horse drawing a picture of a carriage, which is surprisingly good considering the horse does not have. opposable thumbs or fingers in general.
Thank goodness these are banned from midtown!

Tags: animals, horse

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In this pun on the food poached chicken, we see a chicken employee of the AT&T cell phone store getting poached by a Verizon recruiter (also a chicken) who is offering $18/hour pay AND health insurance.
Obviously I’m trying to get a sponsorship from the Big Chicken lobby.

Tags: animals, chicken, food, bird, work

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In this pun on the delicious Jamaican food dish jerk chicken, we see a mean chicken with an "I'm with stupid" shirt being a real jerk to another chicken. The jerk points and laughs at the other and says, "Do you need a license to be that ugly?"
Apparently all I care about now is chicken puns.

Tags: animals, chicken, food, bird

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In this pun on the idiom "It's a dog eat dog world," we see a dog eating a 'dog (a hotdog, that is.)
Don’t worry, this hot dog doesn’t actually contain dog meat. Just horse meat (JK! It’s not from IKEA! #toosoon)

Tags: animals, food, dog

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In this pun on chicken coop, we see a chicken shopping in a grocery store. The chicken employee tells him, "It's actually pronounced co-op."
Save me from myself. #🐓

Tags: animals, chicken, bird

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In this comparison cartoon, we see a basketball roster- a team of players ready to compete in their sport - next to a basketball rooster, which is, of course, a rooster who plays basketball.
Inspired by a simpler time when I consistently misread “roster” as “rooster”(and dedicated to my favorite b-ball team of all time, the D3 Chicago women’s team from the ‘06-‘07 season) #🐓

Tags: animals, chicken, this or that, bird

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In this pun on poltergeist, we see a woman being haunted by some chicken ghosts (aka poultrygeist) and some spooky egg spirts.
Nothing is scarier than... the fact that I won’t stop drawing asinine chicken puns on the weekends! #🐓

Tags: animals, chicken, bird

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In this pun on the Jewish life cycle event Bat Mitzvah, we see a bat finally becoming a woman while holding a Torah and wearing a yarmulke.
Some bats have rabies, some bats have rabbis.

Tags: animals, religion

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A woman stands at a home depot while an employee hands her a rooster. She says, "No, c-a-u-l-k." We must admit that this chicken misunderstanding is preferable to another caulk misunderstanding.
A classic misunderstanding! Brought to you by another asinine chicken pun filled weekend. #🐓

Tags: animals, chicken, bird

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A small chicken looks up at a sign in front of an amusement park ride and it says "You must be this tall to ride." The chicken is too little... he'd ride the ride with you, but he's a little chicken.
Another weekend of asinine chicken puns coming your way! #🐓

Tags: animals, chicken, bird

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