All Cartoons

In this pun on the pirate phrase dead men tell no tales, we see a skeleton son in bed next to his skeleton dad. He asks "Why don't you read me a bedtime story?" Then answer, of course, is because dead en tell no tales.
Thankfully, dead men do sing goodnight songs.
In this pun on the phrase "It all makes sense," we see "It all makes cents," which is of course some nickels, quarters, dimes, and pennies, which, together, make more than a few cents.
“Be the change you wish to receive from the cashier.”
In this pun on baby bump, we see two babies giving each other fist bumps.
Much cooler than baby-firm-handshake
In this pun on corny jokes, we see the corniest one - which is, of course, a joke about corn, which is sad there will be a shortage of corny jokes. It laments, "Aw shucks!"
Some dry humor
In this pun on owls that have similar names, we see a barn owl, a barred owl, and a bard owl (an owl that looks like a Shakespearean era poet)
Owl taxonomy, explained
In this pun on the seven wonders of the world, we see the earth wondering seven things, from the sublime (what is the meaning of life) to the ridiculous (should I get bangs).
Sure, the pyramid of Giza is great, but so is fantasizing about the possibilities that open up to you when you get a new haircut.
In this pun on the phrase "Spill the Tea" (which means to tell the hot gossip), we see a spill-the-tea rex, aka a T. Rex, king of the dinosaur gossip. He is telling a brontosaurus about a rumor that Ron wants all the guys to evolve into chickens.
Where I get all my hot goss
In this pun on censored books, we see books that have (sort of) bad words in the title with that word blocked out - Ivanhoe, Moby Dick, Winnie-the-Pooh, Through the Looking Glass, Middlesex, and Cloudy with a Change of Meatballs.
Not pictured: Naked Lunch, The Screwtape Letters, The Hardy Boys, Puss in Boots, and James and the Giant Peach
In this comparison cartoon, we see an electric eel next to a gas-powered eel (an eel being filled up with gasoline from a pumping station)
Feeling nostalgic for the days of hand-cranked eels
In this pun on surgeon and the fish sturgeon, we see a fish patient in the operating room. The doctor, who is a sturgeon, says to the fish patient, "I will be performing your sturgery."
Coincidentally, this is the only medical care my insurance covers.