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A lawyer addresses the judge, who sits next to the defendant, who wears a birthday hat and holds a balloon. The lawyer argues, "Is the defendant guilty of having too much cake? Sure, but when has celebrating been a crime?"
I must, however, insist that not serving cake SHOULD be a crime.

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In this play on the iconic opening of Bay Watch, three bagels in red bathing suits with life preservers run across the beach (presumably in slow motion).
Of course the only thing I would trust to save my life is a bagel.

Tags: bagel

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It is not accurate to call a bagel an "everything" bagel if it only has a few types of seeds on it. This bagel truly has EVERYTHING - including a bowling ball, a cactus, 3D glasses, a Rubik's cube, a kidney bean, and a hermit crab.
Everything bagels should really just be called "some things bagels."

Tags: bagel

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In this play on Leonardo Da Vinci's The Last Supper, Jesus and some of his disciples eat the last breakfast, which, despite it being Passover, appears to be bagels and schmear.
Hoping this will be the subject of the next DaVinci Code sequel.

Tags: art, religion, bagel

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In this pun of Munch's famous painting The Scream, the titular screamer yells in horror while looking at a bagel with pink cream cheese - they have been given strawberry cream cheese, not lox spread!
There's nothing scarier than getting the wrong cream cheese.

Tags: art, bagel

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In this pun of Son of Man--Magritte's iconic painting of a man with an apple in front of his face--a man's face is obstructed by an onion bagel.
This isn't THAT surreal -- I almost always have a bagel in front of my face.

Tags: art, bagel

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In this fitness pun on whole wheat bagels, some swole bagels celebrate their bulging muscles amongst gym equipment.
My real life workout routine is walking to the bagel store.

Tags: fitness, bagel

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In this pun on Fortune 500, a fortune teller looks into a crystal ball at table from her businesswoman client. The fortune teller says, "I see... you cracking the top 30!"
Happy Inktober! I will always remember this day as the day I spent more time than I would have liked googling what Fortune 500 means.

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A purple butterfly in a suit, labeled "President Butterfly" stands next to an orange butterfly with a crown and queen ensemble, labeled "Monarch Butterfly."
More forms of government deserve butterflies!

Tags: this or that

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In this pun on King of Clubs, a playing card king gives the "Rock on!" sign while standing in front of two dance clubs.
Can't wait to go clubbin' at Exclusive Night Place!

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