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Three animals with horns-- a unicorn, a Texas longhorn cow, and a rhino-- play the horns (an assortment of brass instruments).
Shockingly, I am not a zoologist.

Tags: animals, music, cow

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A witch with a PhD in classical studies talks to a friend.
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you, and she said "Amo Amas Amat Amamus Amatis Amant."

Tags: school, halloween

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Two clouds type on their computers in this pun on cloud computing.
This is the totality of everything I know about technology.

Tags: computer

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In this pun on rock opera, two opera stars since arias about rocks. They sing, "Igneous, Metamorphic, Sedimentary! Mineral aggregates are often complimentary!"
The most (geo)logical art form

Tags: music

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A magician pauses with a saw in his hand. He is about to saw in half his assistant, who is a cow. But we must remember - don't halve a cow!
From my forthcoming book "Sensible Advice for Magicians"

Tags: animals, cow

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Two yetis share polite conversation, as is appropriate for abominable snowmen.
Contrary to popular belief, their manners aren't abominable.

Tags: animals

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In this pun on a fried chicken drumstick, a chicken plays drums in a rock and roll band, called Bok n Roll.
I love bok n roll! #asininechickenpuns

Tags: animals, chicken, bird

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In this pun on George Orwell's dystopian novel Animal Farm, we see several animals line up at a pharmacy while the cat pharmacist tells them, "I'm sorry, your insurance doesn't cover that."
A frightening dystopian tale

Tags: literature, animals, pig, political, cat, chicken, health

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In this pun on Sophocles' Oedipus Rex, one t-rex says holds a bouquet of flowers and says to his dinosaur mother, "I love you, mom!" This can't end well.
Who says love is dead?

Tags: love, mythology

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A wise chicken in a turtleneck and tweed jacket advises, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch," in this classic chicken nugget of wisdom.
My go-to fast food order #asininechickenpuns

Tags: animals, chicken, food, bird

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