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In this pun on a fried chicken drumstick, a chicken plays drums in a rock and roll band, called Bok n Roll.
I love bok n roll! #asininechickenpuns
In this pun on George Orwell's dystopian novel Animal Farm, we see several animals line up at a pharmacy while the cat pharmacist tells them, "I'm sorry, your insurance doesn't cover that."
A frightening dystopian tale
In this pun on Sophocles' Oedipus Rex, one t-rex says holds a bouquet of flowers and says to his dinosaur mother, "I love you, mom!" This can't end well.
Who says love is dead?
A wise chicken in a turtleneck and tweed jacket advises, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch," in this classic chicken nugget of wisdom.
My go-to fast food order #asininechickenpuns
Two chickens play in the snow in a winter wonderland next to their chicken snowman. They are, indeed, no spring chickens.
Oh no! It's another weekend of asinine chicken puns!
An aristocrat from the landed gentry stands next to an airplane filled with aristocrats - the almost landed gentry
A lesson in historical terminology
In this pun on keynote speaker, a turkey gives a Ted Talk in front of a word cloud.
Give thanks, but also, give motivational speeches for a high fee.
In this play on Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho, we see a psychotherapist ask Janet Leigh, who is screaming in a shower, "And how does that make you feel?"
In therapy, it's important to meet the clients where they're at (in this case, screaming bloody murder in a shower).
Some stairs fly through the air in this pun on flight of stairs.
I love nothing more than getting out my binoculars and watching the majestic migration from upstairs to downstairs.
A guy in a Yolo shirt and a No Regrets hat says, "I will try anything! Whoa, except for hanging out with this bird." The egret next to him looks upset.
#noregrets #noregrets