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In this pun on New York country destination the Catskills, we see some cat skills (skills that a particular cat has): performing magic, ribbon dancing, baking, basketball, reciting the first 100 digits of pi, sleeping 20 hours a day.
Next time someone tells you they love the Catskills, it is probably just a humble brag that their cat is good at close-up magic.
In this pun on William Faulkner's novel "As I Lay Dying," we see a scene from "As I Lie, Dying," a woman lying, "My hair is naturally blonde!" as she gets her hair dyed.
Scenes from Faulkner’s first draft, before he learned the difference between “lay” and “lie”
In this pun on cast your ballot, we see a ballot trying to get cast in a film by auditioning in front of a panel of industry insiders. The ballot will be performing the song "I have confidence," from the Sound of Music.
Rather than giving my ballot a starring role in a middle school production of “Fiddler on the Roof Junior,” I’ll opt to just feed it into the scantron machine and let it do big things from there.
In this pun on "yes you can," we see a giant can of Campbell's chicken soup asking a gal to dance. The can says, "May I have this dance?" The gal says, "Yes, you can!"
How most of my conversations with cans go
In this pun on "I tip my hat to you," we see a coffee shop customer tipping her server by leaving a sunhat in the tip jar. The server says, "That's not particularly helpful."
Useful advice: Only leave your hat in a tip jar if it is full of money or if it can be sold on eBay for thousands of dollars.
In this pun on psychiatrist, we see a psychia-tryst, a romantic tryst between two Freudian analysts. One says, "I love you, but I worry it's because you remind me of my mother." The other says, "Let's unpack that after we unpack our picnic!"
I assume each romantic rendezvous includes this exact conversation.
In this pun on Dante's Inferno, we see Dante's disco inferno, which is just Dante in bellbottoms dancing it up under a disco ball.
I guess they probably don’t play “Stayin’ Alive” there.
In this play on mythology tale Theseus and the Minotaur, we see thesaurus and the minotaur (the half man/half bull reads a boring tome of synonyms.)
Less thrilling tales from Greek mythology
In this pun on ice fishing, we see an ice cube doing some fishing.
Oh, so this is what ice does in its free time when it’s not cooling your drink or melting!
In this pun on hog tied, we see a person running a race next to a pig, and they both cross the finish line at the same time. The person is hog-tied.
To be honest, I’d just be happy to vaguely hold my own in a race against a pig #2020fitnessgoals