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In this pun on the phrase sage advice, we see a plant of the herb sage giving us advice: Try cooking me in browned butter and adding me to pumpkin ravioli!
I get most of my advice from herbs.

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In this pun on fishtank, we see a fish in a tank - i.e. a fish wearing a tank top (he's also wearing sunglasses, but that's besides the point.)
Most fish do not prefer to be in tanks. They'd rather be in turtlenecks.

Tags: animals, fish

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In this pun on pawn shop, we see a prawn shop, a pawn shop that only trades in shrimp.
The best place to buy pre-used scampi!

Tags: food, fish

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In this comparison pun cartoon, we see an xacto knife next to an Inxacto Knife, a knife who only spews non-precise and inexact information (it says: There are 5000-ish feet in a mile! Presidents' Day is in mid-late February! I live a handful of blocks away!)
Knives, explained

Tags: this or that

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In this pun on hunter-gatherers, we see a gatherer who has gathered hunters.
Hunter-gatherers are people who gather hunters, right?

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In this pun on evil spirits, instead of seeing sinister ghosts, we see three evil bottles of liquor. One say suggests robbing a bank and slapping everyone, another suggests standing someone up at prom, and the third, potentially most evil, suggests giving everyone a bad haircut.
Only the darkest of magic could conjure up a tequila that is sinister enough to give you a bad haircut.

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In this pun on eye test, we see someone looking at pictures of different body parts. They are asked to identify which are eyes.
I would probably fail this version of the eye test too. (In other news, it seems like I only draw optometrist-centric cartoons now!)

Tags: body parts

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In this pun on the eyeball goal of seeing 20/20, we see a 2020 vision, i.e. a psychic having a psychic vision, saying "I see... a cruise ship with nowhere to go... and masks... and people applauding from their roofs at 6pm..." It is, of course, a vision from the year 2020.
Unfortunately, the only eye doctor my insurance covers is a psychic who only sees into the past.

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In this pun on a bad optometrist, we see an eye doctor asking a patient to read the board in front of her. "Can you see any 5-star reviews?" he asks. "No," she says. He's a floptometrist.
Wishing everyone good optometrist luck in 2024! (Or thrillingly fulfilling post-2023 optometrist revenge if that's what you need in your life right now!)

Tags: health

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In this pun on the biblical idea of the number of the beast, we see a beast with a deli number (32) at a deli counter. The deli guy calls 32 - the number of the beast.
I haven't read Revelations, but I assume it's about waiting to be called to the deli counter.

Tags: religion

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