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In this pun on the Christmas song, "Chestnuts roasting by an open fire," we see chess nuts boasting by an open fire (well, a fireplace). One brags about her Alekhine's defence, while the other brags of his Blackmar-Diemer Gambit.
I have no idea what the people in this cartoon are saying.

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In this pun on the phrase "Throwing shade," we see someone literally throwing objects that create shade - a baseball cap, an umbrella, sunglasses.
Dedicated to every 15-year-old who has explained the current vernacular to me #thanksvscogirls

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In this pun on the movie "The Matrix," we see Jack, a man having a crisis, realizing he is in the matrix, although instead of it being an alternate reality, he is in a mathematical matrix, mathematicians' worst nightmare!
I personally think the only thing scarier than learning you’ve been used as a human battery while octopus robots take over the world is being asked to remember how to do matrix multiplication.

Tags: film, math

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In this pun on the new year's resolution to exercise more, we see someone exorcising more by performing an exorcism on a possessed girl. (Don't worry, it all worked out!)
Taking inventory of my yearly goals

Tags: fitness

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In this pun on fly fishing, we see a fisherman in a boat with a fishing rod, fishing for flies.
Now I am just imagining The Old Man and the Sea but with a fly instead of a fish. #gooduseoftime

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In this pun on hipster, we see a chocolate chipster, which is a very hip chocolate chip cookie in a PBR trucker hat and ironic mustache saying, "I live in a slice-n-bake can ironically."
As I redrew this cartoon from days of yore, I realized I long not for the past, but for cookies.

Tags: food

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The three less-wise men, in contrast with the three wise men who brought baby Jesus gold, frankincense, and myrrh, describe their thought processes - one refuses to ask the stars for directions, one wears uncomfortable shoes, one brings a bowling ball.
Merry Christmas to everyone, regardless of the level of wisdom you possess!

Tags: christmas

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Santa tells Rudolph that he is being replaced by a high-power flashlight.
Rudolph was happy that, for the first time in his life, he would actually have Christmas Eve off.

Tags: christmas

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A professor points to a diagrammed sentence, which features a grammatical clause about Santa.
All I want for Christmas is to find some use for all the grammar facts taking up precious real estate in my brain.

Tags: christmas

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A trio of angels, all named Harold, kvetch.
This is what I imagine all Harolds have on their minds (before and after death).

Tags: christmas

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