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A small chicken looks up at a sign in front of an amusement park ride and it says "You must be this tall to ride." The chicken is too little... he'd ride the ride with you, but he's a little chicken.
Another weekend of asinine chicken puns coming your way! #🐓

Tags: animals, chicken, bird

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In this pun on being fruitful and multiplying, we see someone who is eating fruit and doing multiplication problems.
And as it is such, so also as such is it unto you

Tags: math, religion

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In this pun on the final line of the Alphabet song, we see someone who now knows their ABCs because they are at a networking event with different letters of the alphabet.
The things you learn while networking!

Tags: school

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In this pun on I've got a bone to pick for you, we see two people perusing a shelf filled with bones, and they pick one out together.
I’m more of a clavicle gal myself, but I’d settle for an ulna.

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In this pun on healthy dinner choice baked chicken, we see a chicken in a hippy poncho and beanie eating cheetos. He is obviously baked.
Really hitting some all-time lows in my weekend of “asinine puns based on different preparations of chicken.” #🐓

Tags: animals, chicken, food, bird

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In this pun on fast food favorite, fried chicken, we see a chicken in business attire feeling fried and thinking, "This 80 work week is killing me!"
“Asinine puns based on different preparations of chicken” weekend going strong! #🐓

Tags: animals, chicken, food, bird, work

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In this play on mermaids being half fish, we see Merlin, the wizard from The Sword in the Stone, who, because his name starts with mer-, is clearly half wizard, half fish.
Half fish, half wizard

Tags: literature, fish

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In this pun on therapeutic modality play therapy, we see a therapist with characters from Shakespeare play Hamlet. Hamlet and Yorick (a skull) are in couples therapy, while a therapist asks, "How well did you really know Yorick?)
Although if Hamlet had been in therapy, the play would have been much less exciting.

Tags: therapy

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In this pun on math tutor, we see a math Tudor, a British royal tutoring a kid in the math addition skill, doubles plus one (if you know 5 + 5 and 6 is one more than 5, you know 5 + 6)
The most regal profession of them all.

Tags: math, school

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In this pun on the seven deadly sins, we see the seven deadly shins, seven weapon wielding shins that are pretty tough.
Almost as scary as gluttony or sloth

Tags: body parts, religion

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