All Cartoons

We see some blood cells sitting on stacks of classic books reading War and Peace and Love in the Time of Cholera, respectively. They sure are well-read.
Not sure why the American Girl Doll catalogue isn’t on more lists of must-read literature
A woman is on a date with a monkey, and tells it, "This isn't going to work. I just found out we're too closely related."
Remember, we also share 35% of our DNA with daffodils so probably avoid dating flowers too.
In this pun on copy cat, we see a cat in business attire making copies on the company copy machine.
Also known as Unpaid Intern Cat
We see a pterodactyl spelling "Terrific" with a silence p in front. I assume all dinosaurs use their names to inform all their spelling decisions.
I’d probably do pterribly.
In this pun on speech therapy, we see a copy of the Gettysburg Address - Lincoln's famous speech - talk to his therapist.
Yes, you too could undergo years of training to ask provocative questions to a piece of paper.
In this pun on the phrase "my mind is playing tricks on me," a brain hides under the table and ties a person's shoelaces together. If that's not a good trick, I don't know what is!
This is better than the time my mind put a whoopie cushion on my seat.
In this comparison cartoon, we see a hippogriff next two a hippo grifter, a hippo trying to lure you into his multi-level marketing plan.
A subtle distinction
We see some Paw Patrol characters that didn't make the cut: Sugar the Poodle barista, Iris the shih tzu CPA, Red. the Bloodhound phlebotomist, and P.H. Dee Dee, the pug perpetual grad student.
Though I would definitely watch this version of Paw Patrol
Two reptiles (seemingly alligators) are on a date, and one tells the other, "Ronald, there's something I need to tell you... I'm a crocodile." Ronald realizes that even HE, an alligator, doesn't know the difference between a crocodile and an alligator.
Alligators are from Mars, crocodiles are from Venus.
In this pun on the cartoon Yogi Bear, we see a bear doing yoga.
More half pigeons, less pic-i-nic baskets