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In this pun on Socrates and Plato, we see a toga-clad Socrates plays with playdough.
“Someday,” thought Socrates, as he molded a pinch pot he would proudly display to his mom before mushing it into the carpet, causing her to spend 3 hours cleaning it up, “our partnership will be part of history books.”

Tags: mythology

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Some kids play on a yard stick and a grumpy old man yells at them to get off his yard!
Kids love playing on measuring tools!

Tags: math

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'Twas nowhere near the night before Christmas, so all the mice are sitting at their mixing bowls and stirring.
It finally feels like spring, so obviously the only thing I can think of is Christmas.

Tags: animals, christmas

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A guy reads a book called "How to Kill a Mockingbird" -- clearly a hunting book that he has confused for Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird.
Although this book is a classic for those plagued by mockingbirds that love imitating car alarms

Tags: literature

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A woman explains to her friend, "Originally, when the dentist said the bridge and crown would be $11,000, I was skeptical, but it was worth it." As she wears a bejeweled crown while standing on her new bridge.
Although it would be disturbing for this kind of Amelia Bedelia-esque dentist to say, “You need a cavity filled.”

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In this pun on therapy dog, a dog therapist engages with its client and asks, "Tell me about your pupp.. er... I mean childhood."
Some therapy dogs cuddle, others employ techniques they learned in Freudian analysis institute.

Tags: animals, therapy, dog

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We see a person workin' on the railroad, but they are doing office work at a desk. I've seen enough Rocky and Bullwinkle to know this is probably a bad idea.
Surprisingly, this was one of my better jobs.

Tags: work

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A tall basketball player talks to a courtside reporter and tells him he is really proud of the basket he made, as he holds a handmade whicker basket.
That is to say, if ESPN televised teams of 19-year-olds competitively weaving baskets, I would watch it.

Tags: sports

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In this pun on the nursery rhyme Mary Had a Little Lamb, a waiter serves Mary a little rack of lamb with a side of roasted new potatos.
No real little lambs were harmed in the making of this cartoon.

Tags: food

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We see a doctor tell a seated many "Here is a diagram that shows your intestinal activity is abnormal." But she is just pointing to a grammatical diagram of the sentence.
This is the only kind of doctor my health insurance covers.

Tags: health

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