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64 This or That Pun Cartoons

Comparison may be the thief of joy, but it is also the subject of these cartoons.

In this comparison cartoon, we see Star Wars character Jar Jar Binx next to bar/bar jinx, which is just two people saying "Bar" at the same time, with the one who says Jinx first presumably being owed a coke by the other.
I apologize for how asinine this is.
In this comparison cartoon, we see a stationery bike next to bike stationary, a pile of personalized pens, envelopes, and letters all "From the Desk of Mr. Bikey McWheelerson"
Wishing the gym were just a place to hold written correspondences with bicycles
In this comparison cartoon, we see a person in a beret and smock with a paint brush and palette. She says, "I paint! I'm a painter!" Next to her, we see a dresser (the furniture) with a drawer pulled out, which says, "I draw! Therefore I am a drawer!"
The English language, explained
In this comparison cartoon, we see a person walking the plank on a pirate ship next to them doing a plank at a gym. It's a toss-up over which is worse.
A really difficult would-you-rather
In this comparison cartoon, we see Chicken Little (saying the sky is falling!) next to Chicken Big (saying Ow! I just bumped by head on the sky!)
Oh Lordy why do I do this? #asininechickenpuns
In this comparison carton, we see an OB-Gyn (a doctor telling a pregnant woman to push) and an OB-Gym (a trainer telling a straining weight-lifting woman to push)
Pretty much the same thing
In this comparison cartoon, we see someone proposing a toast by raising a glass next to someone proposing marriage TO a slice of toast.
“Why do we need to memorize the prepositions? What’s the point of them, anyway?” -A fifth grader
In this comparison cartoon, we see hypotension, low blood pressure that could cause dizziness, next to hippo tension- two hippos awkwardly running into each other months after one fired the other.
Medical terminology, explained
In this comparison cartoon, we see a basketball roster- a team of players ready to compete in their sport - next to a basketball rooster, which is, of course, a rooster who plays basketball.
Inspired by a simpler time when I consistently misread “roster” as “rooster”(and dedicated to my favorite b-ball team of all time, the D3 Chicago women’s team from the ‘06-‘07 season) #🐓
In this comparison cartoon, we see the goose that laid the golden egg from Jack and the Beanstalk looking very content, next to the goose that passed the golden kidney stone, who looks quite disturbed.
I feel like excreting a metal isn’t ever a great thing.