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65 This or That Pun Cartoons

Comparison may be the thief of joy, but it is also the subject of these cartoons.

In this comparison cartoon, we see the goose that laid the golden egg from Jack and the Beanstalk looking very content, next to the goose that passed the golden kidney stone, who looks quite disturbed.
I feel like excreting a metal isn’t ever a great thing.

Tags: literature, animals, this or that

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In this comparison cartoon, we see a dog panting next to a dog wearing pants.
One is a sign of healthy canine functioning, the other is a waste of denim.

Tags: animals, this or that, dog

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In this comparison cartoon, we see a bunch of cacti next to a cat in a tie.
Both are fabulous accessories for any hipster home.

Tags: cat, this or that

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In this comparison cartoon, we see an angler fish, one of the ocean's most frightening creatures, next to a trianglar fish, which is a pointier and less scary version.
Marine biology, explained

Tags: animals, this or that, fish

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In this comparison cartoon, we see a thief conducting a jewel heist next to a thief conducting a drool heist, where he harvests dog drool from a panting poodle.
Both dangerous endeavors

Tags: this or that, dog

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In this comparison cartoon, we see three boxers, a dog boxer, a boxer athlete person, and boxer underwear.
I would only get in a ring with one of these.

Tags: fitness, this or that, dog

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In this comparison cartoon, we see a ballot box next to a ballet box, which is a box that is also a ballet dancer.
Don’t accidentally put your vote in the ballet box!

Tags: political, this or that

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In this comparison cartoon, we see a protractor next to an amaeteur-tractor, which unlike a protractor, is not a pro, and has a lot of angle approximations. Not something you'd want during a math test.
Measuring implements, explained.

Tags: math, this or that

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In this comparison cartoon, we see a genie offering to grant any wish, next to a gene-y (which is just a strand of magical DNA) which says, "If your wish is for male-pattern baldness or kidney stones, I've got you covered!"
Be careful what you wish for.

Tags: this or that

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In this comparison cartoon, we see a doctor revealing a patient's personal health information - a clear HIPAA violation - next to an officer giving a hippo a citation for not being a service animal - a clear Hippo violation.
Laws and Violations, Explained

Tags: animals, health, this or that

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