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61 This or That Pun Cartoons

Comparison may be the thief of joy, but it is also the subject of these cartoons.

In this comparison cartoon, we see a thief conducting a jewel heist next to a thief conducting a drool heist, where he harvests dog drool from a panting poodle.
Both dangerous endeavors
In this comparison cartoon, we see three boxers, a dog boxer, a boxer athlete person, and boxer underwear.
I would only get in a ring with one of these.
In this comparison cartoon, we see a ballot box next to a ballet box, which is a box that is also a ballet dancer.
Don’t accidentally put your vote in the ballet box!
 In this comparison cartoon, we see a protractor next to an amaeteur-tractor, which unlike a protractor, is not a pro, and has a lot of angle approximations. Not something you'd want during a math test.
Measuring implements, explained.
In this comparison cartoon, we see a genie offering to grant any wish, next to a gene-y (which is just a strand of magical DNA) which says, "If your wish is for male-pattern baldness or kidney stones, I've got you covered!"
Be careful what you wish for.
In this comparison cartoon, we see a doctor revealing a patient's personal health information - a clear HIPAA violation - next to an officer giving a hippo a citation for not being a service animal - a clear Hippo violation.
Laws and Violations, Explained
In this comparison cartoon, we see a tech conference with people revealing new software and hardware, next to a Discoteque conference, where people are dancing under the disco ball.
I just want to go to a conference room and dance to Donna Summer.
In this comparison cartoon, we see a hippogriff next two a hippo grifter, a hippo trying to lure you into his multi-level marketing plan.
A subtle distinction
In this comparison cartoon, we see two Greek gods toasting with the nectar of the gods next to two cod fish toasting with the nectar of the cods.
One confers immortality on all who drink it, the other turns you into a mild-flavored fish.
In this comparison cartoon, we see a mountain goat next to a valley goat (which is a goat that dresses and talks like a valley girl, doy!)
You goat, girl!