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In this pun on reincarnation, we see someone whose reincarnation played out as them being... a carnation. The carnation thinks, "I thought I'd AT LEAST be a daffodil."
Reincarnation is, I can only assume, when you are reborn as a carnation.
In this pun on clip art, we see famous works of art with the people replaced with paper clips. We see The Scream, a Matisse collage, Girl with a Pearl Earring, Andy Warhol's Marilyn, and the Birth of Venus.
The most elevated form of art

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In this pun on the wacky dance craze, the Chicken Dance, we see the chicken dance-  a pair of graceful chickens dancing ballets. What, if chickens are doing any type of dance, isn't that considered at least A chicken dance?
Forget Swan Lake, it’s all about Chicken Lake.
In this pun on the new year's resolution to make new friends, we see someone literally making a new friend - i.e. a made scientist making a Frankenstein's monster. She says, "It's alive! And just in time to join my book club!"
Unfortunately, my book club is reading Frankenstein, so hopefully this isn’t too awkward.
In this pun on a hen party (what British people called bachelorette parties), we see a candidate (who is a chicken) from the hen party, a political party that supports a free-range future with affordable coops and accessible feed.
A British tradition I clearly don't understand
In this pun on rubber chicken, we see a chicken masseuse massaging a chicken client. The massager says, "Well I prefer to be call a massage therapist. But I guess technically I am a..." -- rubber chicken.
Nothing like a good dry rub to make a chicken better!
In this pun on the classic food chicken strips, we see a chicken strip - a serious chicken posing on a pole holding a bikini top. The chicken isn't wearing anything because, of course, chickens never wear clothes.
Not sure why this is on so many kids’ menus. #asininechickenpuns
In this pun on free spirit, we see a person trying to give a ghost some cash. The ghost refuses, saying, "Actually, I don't charge for my haunting services!" It's a free spirit.
A great no-cost holiday gift idea!
In this pun on the music genre prog rock, we see a progressive rock - a stone with politically progressive views about universal health care and universal basic income.
My favorite genre of music! (Listening to stones wax poetic about Bernie Sanders)
In this comparison cartoon, we see a Barista (a regular coffee shop employee) offering up a hot coffee, a Burrista (the same looking, but offering an iced coffee), and an Aaron Burrista (Burr asking if the customer wants to pay with cash card or duel)
Coffee Shop Personnel, Explained