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In this pun on Rasputin, powerful mystic and self-proclaimed holy man from Imperial Russia, we see the much less impressive Ratsputin, who is just Rasputin as a rat.
Known for such evil acts as undue influence on Russian czars and scurrying across crowded sidewalks

Tags: animals

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In this pun on Chicago, we see Chickago, a land where chickens root for The Cubs and nosh on deep dish pizza.
#asininechickenpuns across America

Tags: animals, chicken, bird

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In this comparison cartoon, we see hypotension, low blood pressure that could cause dizziness, next to hippo tension- two hippos awkwardly running into each other months after one fired the other.
Medical terminology, explained

Tags: animals, health, this or that

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In this pun on the imperial system conversion rate of three feet to one yard, we see three disembodied feet sprawled out in someone's front yard.
Unsolved mysteries of the Imperial System

Tags: math

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In this pun on Smokey the Bear, beloved mascot of preventing forest fires, we see Smokey the Bare, which is a bear without pants (thankfully, there is a censor bar to prevent us from seeing all the fur he has!)
Sorry to be so vulgar

Tags: animals

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In this pun on horse-drawn carriage, we see a horse drawing a picture of a carriage, which is surprisingly good considering the horse does not have. opposable thumbs or fingers in general.
Thank goodness these are banned from midtown!

Tags: animals, horse

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In this pun on stock photo, we see a photographer taking a stalk photo - which is a photograph of a corn stalk.
Not sure if this is more or less marketable than photos of women laughing with salad.

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In this pun on the food poached chicken, we see a chicken employee of the AT&T cell phone store getting poached by a Verizon recruiter (also a chicken) who is offering $18/hour pay AND health insurance.
Obviously I’m trying to get a sponsorship from the Big Chicken lobby.

Tags: animals, chicken, food, bird, work

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In this pun on the delicious Jamaican food dish jerk chicken, we see a mean chicken with an "I'm with stupid" shirt being a real jerk to another chicken. The jerk points and laughs at the other and says, "Do you need a license to be that ugly?"
Apparently all I care about now is chicken puns.

Tags: animals, chicken, food, bird

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In this pun on wrist watch, we see person performing excellent surveillance through high-tech binoculars on another person's wrist.
Swatch in the era of surveillance! (Which sounds like a terrible sequel to Love in the Time of Cholera)

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