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A face card from a deck of playing cards holds a briefcase and resume.
I don't know who uses these, I just connect with face cards on LinkedIn.

Tags: work

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In this pun on vision board, a bespectacled person holds up a poster board with a collage of eyes and words manifesting a future where she has 20/20 eye vision and she no longer needs glasses or contacts.
Trying to manifest my dreams of being able to see farther than one foot in front of my eyeballs

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In this pun on J.D. Salinger's novel Catcher in the Rye, we see three baseball players (a catcher, a pitcher, and a third baseman) standing in three different types of bagel (rye, everything, and cinnamon raisin).
The only books I care about are about baseball players in bagels, and if you disagree, you're probably a phony.

Tags: literature, sports, bagel

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In this pun on the Halloween hit The Monster Mash, we see three monsters (The Blob, a vampire, and Frankenstein's monster) playing the childhood game, MASH.
I got: live in a shack in Transylvania with my partner the Loch Ness Monster. We have 40,000 kids and I work as a tax auditor. What did you get?

Tags: halloween

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In this pun on Chick Lit, we see 6 classics of literature rewritten with chicken puns - Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men),Heminway's Old Man and the Sea, Melville's Moby Dick, Burgess' A Clockwork Orange, Faulkner's As I Lay Dying, & Twain's Huckleberry Finn
Celebrating 700 cartoons the only way I know how... with #asininechickenpuns

Tags: literature, animals, chicken

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In this pun on cold war, two very bundled up people compete about who is colder. One can't feel their toes. the other says they are so cold they forgot they had feet.
The battle for who is colder continues.

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In this pun on work study, a person reads the instructional manual "Gyrating for Dummies" and twerks.
A great way to fund your education in the works of Shake-speare

Tags: dancing, school

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In this pun on dumbbells, we see a strong man at the gym lift two bells, which are saying quite dumb things (like the earth is flat, and the internet is made of crystals).
From this week's episode of "Katie's misconceptions about fitness"...

Tags: fitness

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In this pun on pantheon, we see the gods and goddesses of various types of pans - the god of nonstick, the god of cast iron, and the goddess of woks.
I sing of arms and a pan!

Tags: mythology

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In this pun on telling time, a clock confronts a girl, asking "Why did you want to meet? Is there something you'd like to say to me?" The girl has something she wants to say but, clearly, she is having trouble telling time.
I'll just send a text.

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